27 July 2011

Make it fast:
- Baby
- Thairesturant
- Angry mom

Make it long:

Tonight I dreamed that I was a babysitter to a baby at a thairesturang. The people who worked at the thairesturant was trying to give the baby hot thaifood but I said no, but the people on the thairesturang didn't nderstand. After a while I found a feeding bottle to the baby and fuild it with water and tryed to give candy teats to it. Then the mom to the baby came in to the thairesturang and she was so fucking angry at the people who worked there. But I explained that I had given the baby water and candy and the mom said I was very good. It feel nice to hear that from a mom in a dream when all babies in real life only cries when they see me.

Nice.

25 July 2011

Make it fast:

- No idea
- horsefarm
- tractor tyre after a car for punishment
- love

Make it long:

I dreamed like hell tonight, But I forget the things just after I started to remember it. I think it was that I was asking all people around me if I was dreaming or not. It was very confusing. Because I was dreaming but all people said I was not.
I also was on a big farm where I rescued horses and then I did something wrong and when people did something wrong at the farm they had to be punished so my punishment was to ride on a tractor tyre after a car! It was fun! All my friends who did wrong had to do things like dig upp potato and carrots from the dirt, but I only had to have fun but all this becase the farmer was in love with me. I also mishandle a girl and brake all her stuff there among a pair of gucci sunglases and after that I throw her in the water from a boat.

Hell of a dream.

24 July 2011

Make it fast:

- Agree with no brain

Make it long:

I dreamed I was on Zyk's and Adams (my friends) job and some crazy shit happend that I don't remember anylonger, but it was a whnole bunch of crazy stuff I remember

23 July 2011

Make it fast:

- Boiled woodlice
- Supermarket

Make it long:

Tonight I dreamed that I was on a big super market with food and I wantet some potato and chicken. So I get the potato and after that I got a grilled chicken so I took one and I was so hungry that I started to eat on it for the sec ond I took it from the store. But when I tasted it it taste very vierd and then I look at the chicken and I saw the chicken was a big woodlouse! But I wasent sure so I asked the people who worked in the shop if it was a big woodlouse I had eaten and he said: "Yes those ones is boild and scaled woodlice."
I just What in the whole fuck?! and spit out the part of the boild and scaled woodlouse I had eaten fast as hell.
After that I went out and the ordinary thing happend, I had sex with people. It was fun.
But the woodlice thing was very desgusting. The woodlouse looked like this:

And it's probably from that picture I got the view of the woodlouse I eat in the dream.

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