23 July 2011

Make it fast:

- Boiled woodlice
- Supermarket

Make it long:

Tonight I dreamed that I was on a big super market with food and I wantet some potato and chicken. So I get the potato and after that I got a grilled chicken so I took one and I was so hungry that I started to eat on it for the sec ond I took it from the store. But when I tasted it it taste very vierd and then I look at the chicken and I saw the chicken was a big woodlouse! But I wasent sure so I asked the people who worked in the shop if it was a big woodlouse I had eaten and he said: "Yes those ones is boild and scaled woodlice."
I just What in the whole fuck?! and spit out the part of the boild and scaled woodlouse I had eaten fast as hell.
After that I went out and the ordinary thing happend, I had sex with people. It was fun.
But the woodlice thing was very desgusting. The woodlouse looked like this:

And it's probably from that picture I got the view of the woodlouse I eat in the dream.

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